Firstly, I must point out this is not written about me (blimey, I wish it was)!
After watching a tonne of YouTube videos and reading numerous blog posts lately, there seems to be a common theme running through much of the content. With that in mind I decided to put together something a little different. Take this with a pinch of salt; it’s meant to be funny and somewhat light hearted. True but also fictitious.
I would love for you to read this post, share and let me know what you think. This is completely from the heart and hopefully something refreshing to laugh at this Bank Holiday.
Just on a side note, my heart is completely with Manchester at the moment and all the families affected. For as long as I live, my head will never comprehend why horrendous acts like this happen. So my thoughts are with you all. #lovealwayswins
Somewhere in Central London.
Blogger surfaces. Makes an breakfast worthy of an instagram shot and her thoughts of the day ahead start to rattle around under all those highlights……..
Bugger! I need a dress for that ball, the one I have to wear my new Chanel shoes too. I must pick up a dress to match the shoes.
So budget for the dress £5,000. Lovely, I should get something half decent for that. Hell, if I wear the Chanel shoes, CC may just supply me with a dress. And bag. And earrings. Cheeky if I ask for a matching evening jacket? Maybe I’ll ask to borrow only the dress.
The 5 grand I (potentially) save, well maybe that means I can go on my 5th trip to the Maldives this year or stay in Dubai at The Atlantis.
Cogs are now in overdrive. Lightbulb!!!
Cheap as chips! God, I wish I could eat chips. Covered in cheese. Or at least some kind of carbs. Tarquin at the gym (he’s my P.T.) he would be horrified. As he tells me ‘carbs are the enemy’.